Abstract/Title – Not the name of a Jackson Pollock painting
Accountants/Bookkeepers – The best bean counters in town.
Activities - Finally something to do.
Alterations – They fix clothes, sew what.
Antiques – They find junk, you find treasures.
Art Lessons (Adult/Youth) – Paint by numbers?
Attorneys – The folks you hate most until you need them.
Auctions & Auctioneers – Do I hear thirty, anybody give me thirty?
Auto Repair – If you think you wear a distributor cap, click here.
Baby Sitters – Crumb cruncher watchers
Banks/CU – Empty your mattress at one of these locations.
Banquet Halls – Invite everyone you know!
Bed & Breakfast – New experience with old feeling
Bikes/Cycles – For banana seats and sissy bars.
Birthday Parties – Let someone else do all the work
Birthing – Do not take a cab to one of these places.
Bookkeepers - Running out of book shelves?
Books - If you can read this you may enter
Bridal – Are you sure you want to do this?
Car Dealers – Trust these guys to steer you straight.
Caterers - No McNuggets here.
Child Care - Need someone to watch the crumb crunchers?
Chimney Sweeps – Keep Santa happy!
Cleaning Services/Supplies – They do windows! Supply store open to Public
Clinics -
Clothing – Try these places on for size.
Community (Gaslight) Theatre -
Computers – Smarter than a fifth grader, these folks can help.
Construction - Using more than Tinker Toys.
Counselors – Admit it, you need help.
Decor/Carpet/Floor - Ty Pennington is not coming to your house.
Dentists – When you need a filling these guys are drilling.
Doctors – Trust these guys to open you up and take a look around.
Doulas – If you don’t know what they are, you don’t need ‘em.
Driving Lessons (any age) -
Drivers License – Need one to drive your car.
Electricians – Shock your spouse, call the electrician!
Employment and Staffing – When you need a good staffing.
Event Planner – Need something to do?
Eyewear – Watch these guys make a spectacle of you.
Facial/body – Keep rooking mawvelous!
Facts -
Fencing – Get out your swords! (not really)
Film Developers – You know those thirty rolls in your drawer…
Fitness & Gyms - Great places to pump you up.
Flea Markets – Even fleas need a place to shop.
Flowers/Plants – Call these guys when you’re in the dog house.
Funeral Homes - I’m just dying to use a funny line on this one.
Furniture - You can’t be a couch potato without a couch.
Gas Stations – Let’s just say this deals with cars.
Gifts & Cards – Birthday’s, Christmas, Valentines, hello!
Golf Courses – A great place to lose 4 hours & a few balls.
Green Houses – A green thumbs paradise.
Grocery Stores – For the best melons in town.
Guitar Lessons – Stop fretting, pick a teacher here.
Handyman – Will do what honey won’t.
Hair Salons – Good places for great doo’s. Gossip welcome.
Haunted Places - Creeking noises, weird sounds and ghosts.
Hearing – Can you hear me now? If not call these folks.
Heat & Air – A pilot light is not on an airplane. Call for help.
Hobbies – Like on The Lord of the Rings. Or was that Hobbits?
Home Health Care - Purveyors of the porta potty.
Home Improvement – Tired of that yellow & purple bathroom?
Hospice -
Hospitals – When choking, bleeding, not breathing, etc. – go here.
House & Pet Sitting – No “Home Alone”.
Insurance – Can’t live with it, can’t live without it.
Jewelry - Diamonds are forever, money is only fleeting.
Jobs- Get one!
Kids & Family Activities – Praise the Lord!
Kudos -
Lawns – How you spend your weekend.
Legends -
Liquor Stores – If you drinky winky, don’t drivey wivey.
Medical Equipment and Supplies – Much more than a band aid
Minor Emergency – Try to use this link as little as possible.
Mortgage Brokers – In case you need to move out of the tree house.
Motels/Hotels – Rather here than sleeping in the car
Music Stores/Lessons- Good places to get your twang on.
Movie/Video/DVD Rental - Don’t forget Blue Ray!
Moving & Storage - Did you just clean out the garage?
Nurseries – As in the plant variety.
Optometrists - Red Ryder BB Guns not allowed.
Party Hosting - Not the local frat house.
Party Supplies – Not the local frat house closet.
Pest Control – Someone to terminate your termites.
Pets & Vets – Where to find the best pooch hooch.
Pet Sitting – Much easier than pet standing.
Pharmacies – The best drug dealers in town, so to speak.
Photographers - Avoid the red eye, call a professional.
Physical Therapy – Watch that they don’t get handsy.
Physicians – An expensive name for doctor.
Places & People in Enids History
Plumbers – I’ll refrain from “crack”ing a joke on this one.
Printers – They are ready to ink a deal with you.
Prom Wear - Cha-ching!
Real Estate – Buy low, sell high. That’ll be 6% please.
Restaurants – Feed me Seymore.
Roofing Contractors – Keeps you from getting wet
Schools (Public and Private) -
Shoes/Shoe Repair – When looking for a little sole.
Signs – More than just crop circles.
Social Services - Your chance to help others
Spa/Massage - If it feels good, do it.
Speech – Talk about a great service…
Sporting Goods – Play ball!
Sports -
Storm Shelters – Your very own “fraidy” hole
Storage, Household/Commercial – When the garage is not enough!
Surgery Centers – Some deal in plastics.
Tag Agencies - Better than hide-and-go-seek associations.
Tires – Where the rubber meets your wallet.
Toys – Whoever dies with the most wins.
Trivia -
Tutoring -
Video Rental – Please do not return your home movies.
Volunteer (Adult/Youth)
Web Hosting – Get yourself Googled.
Wedding – Enter at your own risk.
Yard/House Care – If the grass is taller than the dog… call!
