Let's Spin the Enid Rumor Mill

Rumors, rumors, rumors. Let's explore some rumors going around town. Are these rumors true? If they were, would they be rumors? Is this just tabloid blogism? Could be. Should we be spreading these rumors? Probably not. Are we going to anyway? Yep...
Target Stores. Well, it's back again! It's being rumored again that Target will be bringing a store to Enid. What have you heard? Will it be built out by Wal Mart? Will another large retail chain suck the life out of the mom and pop stores clinging to life in Enid? Only time will tell.
Hollister. Is the hip, surfer clothing store coming to a mall near you? Rumor has it that Hollister may be riding a wave right into Enid. Any truth to this one? Will Enid support a store that sells t-shirts for $25?? Who knows.
City of Furniture. Were the owners of City of Furniture forced out so the bank could build a downtown hotel? Is there more to the story than we know?? Deep Throat where are you??
The City Fathers. It's been said again and again that the City Fathers are keeping good paying jobs out of Enid. Why? So they won't have to pay higher wages. Did the City Fathers build Enid just far enough away from I-35 so the latest Ethanol plant would go to Blackwell? We ought to round the whole bunch of them up and kick them out of town! Wait! Then we'd lose all those low paying jobs they make us apply for. Drat!
Salt Plain Vials. The vials found at Salt Plains may be mustard gas. Could this be a government cover up? Could those vials be full of alien blood that the government is trying to keep secret? Why weren't the vials brought to a testing lab in Enid or Oklahoma City? Hummm? Stick this one in the X-file.
Does anyone have the facts to back up any of these rumors? Comments?? More rumors??


















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