You know you're getting old when...
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.Your back goes out more than you do.
You sing along with the elevator music.
Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
You got cable for the weather channel.
You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
Happy hour is a nap.
You say something to your kids that your mother said to you.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
You turn 45!!!!








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3 Comments:
I laughed till I cried because I know who this is and all those comments fit!!!!!!!!
Nice Picture! Paybacks are great!
could this be a birthday girl?
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