Cracking The Plumbers Code
Have you tried to flush out a plumber for a small inside job lately? You might as well forget it. There seems to be a plumber conspiracy going on around town. We've heard from friends and family that there is a two-three week wait just to get a toilet looked at.Is it a shortage of plumbers? We think not. A plumbers conspiracy? We may on to something and we're looking for leaks. We'll keep you updated as we unclog this swirling mystery. Stay tuned as we plunge into an in depth investigation and solve this wrenching story.
As hard as it is, we've found 10 things harder to do than to get a plumber to your house the day you need them:
1o. Driving across town without getting stuck behind a blue haired driver.
9. Getting out of a ticket from a cop driving a Camero.
8. Going two blocks without seeing a Camp campaign sign.
7. Arriving home with the correct order from the Micky D's drive thru.
6. Discovering where the City Fathers hold their secret meetings.
5. Trying to spell Chautauqua.
4. Crossing Van Buren at Broadway before you run out of gas.
3. Finding an old gas station that is not a used car dealership.
2. Flipping by the Pegasys channel without stopping to watch.
And the number 1 thing harder to do than to get a plumber to your house the day you need them is going to the post office for one stamp and finding the vending machine working.
Let us know if you have anything to add to our top 10 list.


















1 Comments:
#1. Finding any Enidite who posts anything to the internet who does not have spelling errors. i.e.: Camaro, not Camero
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